Cynical 7 is the story of Tris, a cynical, anti-social failing game developer living in the town of Threeson and his misadventures. Why should you care? Well, you know how you’ve always wanted to play a game about the life of a nerd on the verge of a mid life crisis trying to find some meaning in the world but instead only ends up finding an exorbitant amounts of charming ridiculousness? Okay, you probably didn’t- but by now you should at least be considering it 😀